Earlier this week, it was announced that Lilyempire12 was the winner of LFTI’s “True or False” contest.
However, there have been “developments.”
Lilyempire’s stunning victory in the final stages of the competition did indeed seem like history in the making. Even Robert & Maria’s spectacular clutch efforts fell short as Lilyempire strode confidently across the fish line.
It seemed too good to be true.
And it was.
In a routine post-competition test, Lilyempire12 tested positive for “contest enhancing substances.” Substances thought to produce truer “trues” and falser “falses.”
Lilyempire12 also tested positive for “being my mom.”
That’s right, Lilyempire12 is my mother.
In fairness to her, there were no written restrictions placed on the competition. Family members were not prohibited from entering. “Officially.”
“Unofficially” however, we were just going to allow our family members to enter unless they won, in which case the winning family member was to stripped of their title and thrown out of the competition via a confusing series of blog posts.
So you see, we’re just following the rules.
So, in accordance with the unwritten guidelines of LFTI’s first contest ever, the producers of Life from the Inside are pleased to announce the real official winner:
No longer simply the first runner up, Eric will get his name in the credits of our next “episode!”
There’s already a spot carved out for you, Eric. So stay tuned Monday to see your name in all its glory! Far more fabulous than you could have ever imagined!
Congratulations, Eric! You are truly deserving of this great honor!
(Even though my mom totally kicked your butt! And everyone else’s too! Way to go, Mom!)
And, Eric, be sure to shoot us an email to tell us how you would like to be credited!
Also, I would like to thank the other awesome contestants who took the time to answer 18 random questions to become the very first contestants in our very first contest!
Robert & Maria
You people are the best! Stay tuned for more contests!
New “Episode” on Monday!