Monday, August 4, 2008

Sorry! No Time!

I'm sorry, I can not post today. Yes, I know, this is horrible news, and puts me in a bad light, but I have some very good reasons. You might think it's because Robb's birthday is today, but that has nothing to do with it.



Not at all.

There are four reasons why I will not be writing a post today.

1) Yesterday, this happened:


followed swiftly by this:



2) Today, for reasons mostly unconnected with the events of yesterday, I am in Cupertino. Obviously, I can not post to the LFTI blog while I'm in northern California. It simply makes no sense to do so.

3) This evening, the following was in evidence:


No one was hurt.

4) 461 people have entered our contest. The overwhelming response has caused mass panic and the illegal hiring of five interns.

So you see, it's not that I don't want to write a post. I really do. I thoroughly enjoy writing for the blog. But what with all these distractions, plus the final shooting day of our new "episode" coming up Saturday, I simply can not find the time to do so. I hope you'll find forgiveness in your heart. If not, then might I suggest a great class at The Learning Annex, "Stress, Environment, and the Modern You: Delegation, Kindness, Forgiveness, Tact: Four Traits for Soul Cleansing: A Post-Holistic Approach." This wonderful 30-minute seminar is taught by the very present Murray Seacruft, late of Pablo Fanques Fair.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have only moments to defuse the following situation:





2 comments:

Steve said...

As a preemptive measure, I need to alert you here and now that I will not have time to reply to any comments on the post I was unable to write today. Therefore, please leave your comments vague and unbiased.

LFTI said...

Too bad you didn't have time to mention my birthday. That would have been very nice of you.

Oh well, maybe next year?

ROBB